Q: What do you get when a cross a long drug habit, a quick temper, and a gun?
A: A life sentence for murder
Q: What do you get when you cross a large corporation, 40 tons of poison, and at least 8,000 dead human beings?
A: Retirement with full pay and benefits. Warren Anderson, CEO of Union Carbide. Bhopal.
Q: What do you call someone who puts poison in the subways of Tokyo?
A: A terrorist.
Q: What do you call someone who puts poison (cyanide) into groundwater?
A: A capitalist: CEO of a gold mining corporation.